Listen
A braggart of a cunt declaimed to East and West alike
that there was not a cock at hand to come along and fuck it.
My cock, which soon got wind of this, was very much offended.
It got its balls to serve as wings and sped to be in time.
– What’s up, you good-for-nothing cunt, what cause have you to brag?
Why, you were born into this world in order to be fucked.
Translated by John Leatham
Ένα μουνί παινεύτηκε
Ένα μουνί παινεύτηκε σ’ Ανατολή και Δύση
πως δεν ευρέθη πούτσαρος να πάει να το γαμήσει.
Κι ο πούτσος μου που τ’ άκουσε, πολύ του κακοφάνη,
βάζει τ’ αρχίδια του φτερά και τρέχει και το φτάνει.
– Εσύ, βρε συ παλιόμουνο, τι έχεις και παινιέσαι;
Στον κόσμο που γεννήθηκες, πρέπει για να γαμιέσαι.
Live recording in the taverna ‘Tou Machaira’, Tyrnavos (Thessaly), in 1990.
